Now that the 69th annual Academy Awards are behind us (and a very special
annual it was), the Green Hartnett Association is proud to announce the perhaps
not so equally exciting 3rd annual presentation of the Green Goddess Awards.
For those of you not yet acquainted with these awards, let it suffice to say
that the finalists in all categories, as circumstance would have it, are
exactly the same for both competitions. The result, however, is usually quite
different inasmuch as the choice of final winner is not dependent upon the many
complicated considerations necessarily taken into account by the Hollywood
elite, but is picked out with a green pencil exclusively by the Green Hartnett
and is, therefore, solely a result of personal bias and bigotry.
